You Played Yourself: Mr. Policeman

You Played Yourself: Mr. Policeman

A guy in Canada stole a police car on Monday afternoon and when the police caught him after a chase, he stole ANOTHER police car to get away. They caught him again after that and this time they arrested him without him stealing another car. Now I’m not sure who to really give this congratulations…

Unwritten Rules Of Society

Unwritten Rules Of Society

Not all rules have to be written down and passed around in order for them to be important and worth respecting. Here’s five Unwritten Rules Of Society… Do not swipe left or right if someone shows you a photo on their phone. Don’t leave your shopping cart in the middle of the grocery aisle. Don’t…

You Played Yourself: Homecoming Queen

You Played Yourself: Homecoming Queen

A mother and daughter in Florida were just arrested for casting fake votes for the daughter for homecoming queen. The mother is an assistant principal, so they used her computer access to get into hundreds of students’ accounts to cast votes. They’re now both facing multiple FELONY charges. So was it even worth being named…

Thank You Coronavirus

Thank You Coronavirus

Even though the Coronavirus derailed our lives for the past 5 years, there is 5 things we should thank it for. Teaching people how to wash their hands. For showing us how disgusting blowing out birthday candles is. That you can never have too much toilet paper. Teaching people how to respect out personal space.…

You Played Yourself: Debt Card Guy

You Played Yourself: Debt Card Guy

A guy in Michigan broke into a house by using his debit card to force open the lock and then he left that same card behind which lead to the cops identifying him He has now been charged with home invasion. All I want to know is how dumb is this guy? Like how to…

You Played Yourself: Cheeto Dust Lady

You Played Yourself: Cheeto Dust Lady

A woman tried to break into a house in Oklahoma last week, and dropped evidence that would link her to the crime. That evidence was an empty bag of Cheetos. The cops eventually found a woman in the area, and were able to tie her to the burglary . . . because she had CHEETO…

You Played Yourself: Electric Wheelchair Lady

You Played Yourself: Electric Wheelchair Lady

A woman in an electric wheelchair recently robbed a bank but since that’s not really a good getaway vehicle, the cops caught her in no time at all. Not only was she arrested for robbery but she was also arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia. Now she’s getting the Congratulations You Played Yourself button for…

Gorilla Glue Girl

Gorilla Glue Girl

This week Gorilla Glue Girl is catching the good ol Congratulations You Played Yourself! There’s a lot of bad ideas on TikTok but this one is by far the worst. There’s this TikToker that used Gorrilla Glue to make sure her hairstyle stayed in place. However things didn’t work out the way she hoped. Over…

Balloon Pop Was Right… Again!

Balloon Pop Was Right… Again!

Super Bowl 55 happened this past Sunday (February, 7 2021) between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The game was built up to be a close one that would be decided in the 4th quarter. In reality the game was decided before Halftime. The Buccaneers when on to beat the Chiefs by…