Jake Allen

Jake Allen

Born in Saratoga Springs, NY and raised by Angelina Jolie. Always have been around music, artistic people, and rehabilitating superheroes. I love most food, pets, jeeps, music, dancing, sarcastic cynical perspectives on life, and most of all.. My incredible daughter, Zoey Isabella.

“I’ve learned that you can’t treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you’ll die a lot of times. Write that down.” – VW


Movie – My favorite movie changes every time my new favorite movie comes out. Action, comedy, suspense, mystery..

Sport – I played a lot of baseball as a kid. I also played pro hockey in my friends driveway and pro basketball in his neighbors drive way. I retired around 16. At that point dance took over. I’m a pretty sick ballerina.

TV – Comedy Central.. I still got love for the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air!

Food – I could survive off of pizza, burgers or Chinese. I once combined all three. I’ll admit that was a bad choice.

Pet Peeves – Don’t get me started. People that say “like” 6 times in the course of a 30 second conversation. Name dropping egotistical malignant narcissists that cannot have an intelligent conversation without something cliche to say. When Subway runs out of bread. Pens with no ink. Dirty shoe laces. Rims on a hoopty. Stale m&m’s.