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D Scott

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2024 10:04am

It would seem that we've reached the point in Kanye West's life where we blame him for everything and once you read this story, you'll understand why I say that.

A woman in Kentucky was arrested on Friday morning for allegedly trying to get into random cars that were in a parking lot. The woman, Ricki Smith, was seen walking from car to car trying to open the doors. Once she found one that was unlocked, she got into the cars driver's seat. A witness claims that he saw her and told her to leave. The witness also claims that Smith also got into another car once she saw the woman get out and walk towards a store. Turns out that there was a child in the back seat of that car. The mother of that child and owner of that car says that she plans on pressing charges.

Now the story that Smith gave police is that, she was traveling from Louisville to Evansville when her car broke down. She claims that she hitchhiked the rest of the way. 

And here's where the story gets a bit strange. Smith claims that Kanye West speaks to her "telegraphically" and he told her to steal the car. I'm guessing that she actually meant that Kanye speaks to her "telepathically" and not by using a telegraph. It's my understanding that a telegraph was what they used to communicate back in the days of the Wild West. You know, this thing - 

Anyway, Smith was taken into custody and upon further investigation police found that Smith had actually wrecked her car in the tree line along Highway 64 which is why she abandoned her vehicle. 

Needless to say, if Kanye talks to you either telepathically or telegraphically and tells you to steal a car, don't do it.